Test ur IQ

June 25th, 2009

Test ur IQ

Q. Which alphabet is a question?

Q.Which alphabet is a fly?

Q.which alphabet is a part of our face?

Q.whic alphabet is a tool?

Q. Which alphabet is a drink?

Q.which alphabet is in geometry box?

Q.which alphabet is a source of salt ?

Answers:

1:Y
2:B
3:I
4:X
5:T
6:D
7:C

Gift you N-73

June 25th, 2009

I want 2 gift u N-73
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Gin lena puray 73 hain:-D

Nibhanay

June 25th, 2009

Lamha bhar apna Hawaon ko banany walay,

Ab na ayen ge palat ker kabhi janay walay,

Kia milay ga tujhay bikhray hovay khwabon k siwa,

Rait par chand ki tasveer bananay walay,

Sab ne pehna tha baray shauk se kaghaz ka libas,

Jis Qadar log thay barish main nahanay walay,

Mar gaye hum to yeh kutbay pe likha jaye ga,

Sou gaye aap zamanay ko jaganay walay,

Dar-o-dewar pe hasrat si barasti hai Qateel,

Janay kis dais gaye piyar nibhanay walay!

Pathan found a monkey

June 25th, 2009

Pathan found a monkey n took it to police station.
Inspector: Isay zoo le jao
Next day he saw the pathan with the monkey at a bus stop
Inspector: Mai ne kaha tha isay zoo lejana?
Pathan: Kul main isay zoo legaya tha bara maza aya
aj hum dono film daikhne ja rahe hain

Go,Went,Gone…!

May 6th, 2009

Teacher: Go, Went, Gone ko Punjabi mein convert karo.

Student:

oo gya..!
oo nas gya…!
oo pharo endi phen nu…! :p

Ulloo ki patthi

May 3rd, 2009

Khan ki biwi aadhi raat ko chillanay lagi

khan ji jaldi uttho billi sara doodh pee gaye

Khan: Ulloo ki patthi kitni bar kaha hai kameez pehan kar soya kar.