Latest Funny SMS Collection.

wife: bus karo rat k 12

admin — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 08:20:40 +0000

wife: bus karo rat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho or subah ke 8 ho chuke hai.thake nahi?
husbd: abhi to kuch nahi kiya ab to din rat karuga q k.mere 1000 msg free hai

Bacha Nikal jaega

admin — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 08:20:06 +0000

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji Thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain,
bachcha to nikal hi jayega..

Six Answeres

admin — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 08:18:14 +0000

Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed……….

1 Nahi

2 Mujhe waqt chahiye

3 I have always seen u as a friend

4 I already have a boy friend

5 We should concentrate on studies

6 Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Yeh infatuation hai.

Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed…… …..

1 Yes

2 Yes

3 Yes

4 Yes

5 Yes

6 Yes

Sexy Chai Banao

admin — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 08:14:41 +0000

Ek aadmi bede he mood me waiter se kaha : “Yaar Waiter ek Sexy Chai Pilade”
Waiter: Sorry Sir,magar Hamere yaaha Ghai ka dudh aatha he Bipasha ka nahi!!

I serve needy

admin — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 08:11:37 +0000

Chaudhary: sex kro ge?

Sarah: pr tum tu shadi shuda ho

Chaudhary: pher kya hua?

Sarah: I serve the needy not greedy

Apki khubsurti ka kya raz hy.

admin — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 08:10:45 +0000

Larka, larki se: Apki khubsurti ka kya raz hy.

Larki:
Lux

Larka:
Ajeeb itifaq hy, meri kamzori ka b yahi raz hy::)

Bina Gutli wala Aam

tdomf_84d47 — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 13:43:51 +0000

Hum ne un se Poocha
k bina Gutli wala Aam
kaha mile ga “FaRaZ” ,
unho ne Kamre me le ja kar
apna Brazer Utaar Dia..!

Body, Nobody, Mad and Brain

tdomf_84d47 — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 08:27:05 +0000

Once there are four friends “body” “no body” “mad” “brain” one day “body” kill the “no body” “brain” was in the bathroom. “mad” inform the police. mad “body” kill the “no body” police are you “mad” yes I am ” mad” police is your brain alright. “mad” yes “brain was in the bathroom

7th of August this year

tdomf_84d47 — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 06:03:15 +0000

At 12hr 34 minutes and 56 seconds on the
7th of August this year (2009),
the time and date will be

12:34:56 07/08/09

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

This will never happen in your life again !
Amaze your friends .
Be the first 2 tell them

Why you are my friend

tdomf_84d47 — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 06:03:05 +0000

5 Reasons why
You”Are my Friend :

No REASON,
Bas meri mat mari gai c… :-p