Wife SMS

Hum ne un se Poocha
k bina Gutli wala Aam
kaha mile ga “FaRaZ” ,
unho ne Kamre me le ja kar
apna Brazer Utaar Dia..!

Pati Apne Sasural Me: Aaja Sex Karte He
Biwi: Nahi Ye Mere Baap Ka Ghar He
Pati: To Mere Bap Ka Ghar
Ran** khana He,
Jo Roj Taiyyar Ho Jati He

Husband to wife: i am going out for five days.
Wife: Ok, but dont surprise me by coming back early,
Otherwise You will be surprised.

Train main ek husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
Samnay wala passenger: Wao Wao Wao!!!