Insult SMS

A Rule fr success:
always consult a lady before doing any important task in your life.
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But act opposite to her advice:-

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
to you
shocked ?
actully aaj ke Din
‘James Hawk’
ne DHAKKAN banaya tha
to maine socha har DHAKKAN ko Happy Birthday
Bol du

g krda \(’.’)/
(”)
bai _/”\_
\(’.’)/
/”/ g krda
_/”\_
\(’.’)/
(”)
_/”\_
tenu kol bthava g krda.
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Ab kya pura song wid movie dekhna hai?
chal nikal. ;->

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o( @..@ )o
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Paichan kaun?
Bandar bi nai,
Monkey bhi nai,
Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.

(_),,~.____
“\;/” :. : :.)’\
!,!,!””^!,!,!”
Gaiya bhej raha hu
Roz 10 kg Doodh deti Hay
Doodh bech K balance daal lena:p

If a baby is born
in AFRICA,
what will
be the colour of the
babies teeth?
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you fool.!
a new born baby don’t have teeth…