Funny SMS

wife: bus karo rat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho or subah ke 8 ho chuke hai.thake nahi?
husbd: abhi to kuch nahi kiya ab to din rat karuga q k.mere 1000 msg free hai

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji Thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain,
bachcha to nikal hi jayega..

Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed……….
1 Nahi
2 Mujhe waqt chahiye
3 I have always seen u as a friend
4 I already have a boy friend
5 We should concentrate on studies
6 Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Yeh infatuation hai.
Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed…… …..

Once there are four friends “body” “no body” “mad” “brain” one day “body” kill the “no body” “brain” was in the bathroom. “mad” inform the police. mad “body” kill the “no body” police are you “mad” yes I am ” mad” police is your brain alright. “mad” yes “brain was in the bathroom

5 Reasons why
You”Are my Friend :
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3.
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5.
No REASON,
Bas meri mat mari gai c… :-p

A Rule fr success:
always consult a lady before doing any important task in your life.
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But act opposite to her advice:-