Adult SMS

wife: bus karo rat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho or subah ke 8 ho chuke hai.thake nahi?
husbd: abhi to kuch nahi kiya ab to din rat karuga q k.mere 1000 msg free hai

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji Thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain,
bachcha to nikal hi jayega..

Ek aadmi bede he mood me waiter se kaha : “Yaar Waiter ek Sexy Chai Pilade”
Waiter: Sorry Sir,magar Hamere yaaha Ghai ka dudh aatha he Bipasha ka nahi!!

Chaudhary: sex kro ge?

Sarah: pr tum tu shadi shuda ho

Chaudhary: pher kya hua?

Larka, larki se: Apki khubsurti ka kya raz hy.
Larki:
Lux
Larka:
Ajeeb itifaq hy, meri kamzori ka b yahi raz hy::)

Hum ne un se Poocha
k bina Gutli wala Aam
kaha mile ga “FaRaZ” ,
unho ne Kamre me le ja kar
apna Brazer Utaar Dia..!