Archive for May, 2009

Go,Went,Gone…!

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

Teacher: Go, Went, Gone ko Punjabi mein convert karo.
Student:
oo gya..!
oo nas gya…!
oo pharo endi phen nu…! :p

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Ulloo ki patthi

Sunday, May 3rd, 2009

Khan ki biwi aadhi raat ko chillanay lagi
khan ji jaldi uttho billi sara doodh pee gaye
Khan: Ulloo ki patthi kitni bar kaha hai kameez pehan kar soya kar.

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Walima k Din

Sunday, May 3rd, 2009

Walima k Din sassur punjabi damaad say:
Aray miya such batao tum ne humari bitya ko kesa paya,
Damaad: Buzurgo sach pucho to 3 wari aggon paya te 2 wari picho paya.

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